Talking to German broadcaster Norddeutscher Rundfunk (via DW), police spokesperson Merle Neufeld said they were "disorientated and dazed" but didn't want to leave, so police escorted them home.
"However, the two seemed disoriented and apathetic". "The care home quickly organised a return transport after police picked them up".
Approximately 75,000 people attend Wacken each year, growing since its beginnings in 1990.
We don't know the names of these absolute LADs and haven't seen them but we can just imagine them rocking out with a zimmer frame covered in mud watching the likes of Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Headline acts included Danzig, Judas Priest, Hatebreed and In Flames.
Police praised revelers for decent behavior with little interference needed in relation with minor drug seizures.